Just a typical Tuesday
2003-11-18 | 8:55 p.m.

Today I was sitting in class and the professor asked me a question.

I responded, in my best English accent with, "Are you mad? I am your daughter."

He said, "That doesn't answer my question. I don't even know what that means."

I said, "Dr. M----, You so cwazy! You CWAZY!"

He stopped talking to me.

In the next class, a professor called my name to pick up a paper I had turned in. I got up and walked to the front of the room. He said he liked my shirt. I asked him if he was sure it was my shirt he liked. I said, "You let me know when you make up your mind, Mister Man."

Then I tripped over someone's leg, fell to the ground, and shattered into a million pieces. Fortunaly, I quickly liquified, reformed, and returned to my seat.

This entry is, as you may have guessed, totally bogus. Remember the 80s?

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