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heteroscedasticity song Heteroscedasticity Words and Music by Gary Cziko Well I [C] had to take statistics, that's [G7] what the man said If I ever planned to make and [C] really get ahead But I didn't have a clue what [F] was in store for me 'Til I [G7] studied heteroscedastici-[C]-ty. Refrain: Heteroscedastici-[G7]-ty It's a terrible thing that shouldn't [C] be Heteroscedas-[F]-ticity I [G7] fear it'll be the end of [C] me. I was at my final orals at this university When a prof checked my regression and turned to say to me "You'll clearly never get your PhD "'Cause you've got heteroscedasticity." I was feeling kind of feverish, I was over 103 So I went down to McKinley to see their best MD She said, "You could live two months, if you're lucky maybe three 'Cause you've got heteroscedasticity." Now, listen to me, students, stats may be a bore Especially if you don't know what you'll ever use it for But I know that I've learned one thing, at least statistically Homo is a much better way to be. |
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