C h a z a q It means "Strength" |
mars v. venus Dear diary: > >I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I >have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with >their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets >thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words" I do". > >One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, >the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like >it, I just want you to hold me. "I said "WHAT???" So she says the words >every husband on the planet dreads to hear, "you must not be in tune with >my emotional needs as a woman." I am thinking, "What was her first clue?" I >finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to >sleep. > >The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. >I walked around with her while she tried on three different and very >expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to >take all three. > > She wanted matching shoes; I said "let's get a pair for each outfit." We >went to the jewelry department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. >Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave >short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she >asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. >I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK. > >You should have seen her face when she said, "I think this is all dear, >let's go to the cash register." > >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "no honey, I don't feel >like buying all of this stuff right now." You should have seen her >face...It went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want >you to HOLD this stuff for a while." and just when she had this look like >she was going to kill me I added, "you must not be in tune with >my financial needs as a man." > >I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring >of 2008. |
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