Today is my Birthday!!!
2004-05-12 | 12:19 a.m.

Welcome to my 26th annual Birthday celebration!! I encourage you to each

recognize and celebrate the day of my birth, May 12, 1978, with as much

passion and enthusiasm as your bodies and the law will allow. I have not

organized any specific event, because we have all been so busy with

finals. My vision of today for you all is one of constant jubilation

wherever you go as well as personal introspection. Please take a few

moments today and consider how much better your lives are because of me. I think you'll be pleased.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

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